Dead Serious Deadlines | DOPE AS USUAL ep.308

What up!!! We’re back with another banger solo ep checkin in with you guys! Drop a comment with who you want to see on the show next. We appreciate you being here! • Get Unrestricted : ⁠https://www.dopeasusualpodcast.com/unrestricted⁠ • Podcast :⁠https://www.instagram.com/dope_as_usual_podcast⁠ • Yola :⁠ https://www.instagram.com/dope.as.yola/⁠ • Marty : ⁠https://www.instagram.com/marty_made_it⁠ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:47 Our First Real Photo Shoot 02:10 Custom Suits and Looking Like an Adult on Stage 02:49 "You Don't Do C*ke?" and Going Full Deadpool 04:16 Yola's Lesbian Lookalike 05:33 Filming Every Week and Why Delegating Isn't Working 07:06 Cookies x Push Trees and the Dumb and Dumber Posters 08:35 Stand-Up on the Spot at The Comedy Store 09:26 Yola's First Headlining Show 11:53 Our First Live Show and Xcodeh Free on Unrestricted 12:24 One Trick-or-Treater and 41 Pieces of Candy 13:32 Shutter Island and Overcast LA Days 14:24 Why Our Last Solo Episode Sounded So Bad 16:37 The Stranger Who Ran Over Our Backpack 19:28 A MacBook Is Not an AirTag 20:03 Deadlifting With a Bad Back 22:33 Why We Love Watching Strong People 24:31 Super Strength vs. Super Stamina 25:33 The Plane Crash Video That Looks Like AI 27:29 Wait, Jean-Claude Van Damme Is From Where? 29:54 Ranking the 80s Action Heroes: Arnold vs. Stallone 31:11 Arnold's Audiobook and Venice Beach Legends 32:24 No Photoshop, No Bots: Yola's $2 Editing App 33:02 Everyone Thinks Everything Is AI Now 34:43 MyBookie 36:04 Why We Don't Know Every Brand and Grower 38:42 Niche Famous and Staying Humble 41:42 The Fake Health Podcast We Tell the Neighbors About 43:13 The Mean Voice in Your Head 44:34 Hurt My Back Cutting Vegetables 45:01 What Even Is Chicken Broth? 47:07 One Month From 10 Years Without Meat 50:12 The Last Time Yola Ate Meat 54:10 How Do You Start Eating Meat Again? 57:16 "Only Eat Fast Animals" 58:55 Fully Greek and the Landscaper Trap 59:57 Food Poisoning Before His Own Show? 1:00:57 Muscle-Ups and Vince Vaughn in Old School 1:04:14 Clear: A Strain About Nothing 1:05:35 Moving Plans and 10,000 Blank Shirts 1:08:09 New DAU Merch and the Danny Duncan Problem 1:10:15 What Podcast Merch Would You Actually Buy? 1:12:17 Why Going to Events Actually Matters 1:15:20 2027 Goals: 10x Is Easier Than 2x 1:17:37 What's Next for Marty 1:18:23 Marty's OnlyFans Name 1:21:33 Yola's Mom Update 1:25:40 Yola's Rich Long-Lost Family 1:28:01 Three Years of the Wrong Haircut 1:31:45 Every New Comedian Makes the Same Joke 1:32:31 Christmas Giveaway and What's Coming Up 1:35:41 Outro Thank you for watching Dope as Usual Podcast!