Marcus explains how not to terrify women at night
f you're a six-foot-two hairy bloke walking home late at night and there's a woman in front of you - stop, listen, and take notes. Marcus Brigstocke has the rules, the tap-shoe workaround, the correct emergency protocol for accidentally crossing paths with a second woman, plus some thoughts on Andrew Tate's Bugatti and He-Man's pronouns. A hilarious slice of British live stand-up comedy. Watch 10 more minutes from this gig here: https://youtu.be/n68ZI2MvrIo See what we're all about here: https://youtu.be/NK4yCNVoRNI Or skip the queue and unlock the full advert-free special right now: https://youtu.be/KQazwffD4do Follow Marcus: - Instagram: @marcusbrigstocke - X: @MarcusBrig - Tickets to live gigs: https://www.offthekerb.com/on-tour/ About NextUp Comedy: We are the Netflix of UK stand-up. By joining our channel, you get instant access to hundreds of hours of ad-free comedy specials, and 50% of your fee goes directly to the comedians you watch. Support the industry and laugh your head off doing it. Join the club: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRJ7zqodlxSCMQXvW6pcZow/join Want even more comedy content? NextUpComedy.com is a whole other level - join for even earlier access, more weekly live streams from different clubs around the country and over 150 specials from our archive to choose from, with new ones being added all the time.
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