Pop Girlies Are Being Held CAPTIVE! (with Sequoia Holmes)

Is the so-called Khia Asylum putting pop stars in protracted purgatory? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes to speculate about how the Illuminati might be keeping certain singers mired in irrelevance. 0:00 Cold open: Fan-dumb 2:38 A very ass-eating intro 12:08 Conspiracy: The Khia Asylum is real 50:56 Voicemail 1: Crack is the original GLP-1 54:03 Voicemail 2: The biracial math ain’t mathing Guest: » Sequoia Holmes https://www.instagram.com/sequoiabholmes Join the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes + early video episodes (starting at $7/month): https://bit.ly/mmtm-ep-description Order your My Momma Told Me merch now! https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ 🍎 Apple Podcasts ‎https://apple.co/3DhW9aj 🟢 Spotify https://spoti.fi/3U3vGEa 📱 Social Media: » MMTM Instagram https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod » MMTM TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod » Langston Kerman https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman » David Gborie https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87 Call us and leave a voicemail! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 Send us your Black conspiracy theories and drops to mymommapod@gmail.com 'My Momma Told Me' is a Wave series and produced by Isaac K. Lee. #MyMommaToldMe #MyMommaToldMePodcast #Comedy #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #LangstonKerman #DavidGborie