Long Haired Businessmen (2026) | Official Trailer | Paramount Movies

Three long-haired middle managers face Gen-Z team members and a job-stealing AI, armed with jargon and one truth: weekends aren't long enough. 🍿 BUY OR RENT NOVEMBER 17 ⭐ FEATURING #GeorgeKareman #PatrickOBrien #BenWietmarschen #RhysDarby #EdiPatterson #MarleneForte #JamesSaito #JudyReyes #DeanNorris #FunnyOrDie 🎬 ABOUT LONG HAIRED BUSINESSMEN Kevin, Kyle, and Seth are long-haired, buzzword-fluent middle managers with a passion for staying looped in and on the same page. When the ruthless Torrence Group acquires their company and sics Gen-Z efficiency experts on them, the trio must survive team-building gone haywire, a scheme to replace them with AI, and a corporate conspiracy to eliminate middle management entirely - armed with nothing but jargon, synergy, and one sacred truth: the weekend’s never long enough. ▶️ SUBSCRIBE + CONNECT WITH PARAMOUNT MOVIES Youtube https://www.youtube.com/@paramountmovies?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram https://instagram.com/ParamountMovies Facebook https://facebook.com/ParamountMovies TikTok https://tiktok.com/@ParamountPictures / https://tiktok.com/@ParamountScares X/Twitter: https://x.com/ParamountMovies Threads: https://www.threads.com/@paramountmovies BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/paramountmovies.com