King of Kings | Stand Up Comedy Special by Mohd Suhel

There was a pigeon, once. He saw lots of his fellow birds from different caste, creed, colour, and religion dying in his life. Pigeon took a long break from flying and disappeared to make the perfect product for happiness. Finally, when he made it and tried to showcase it to the world, the world was beyond repair at this point. Everything was dying on the planet. Happiness felt like a guilty pleasure. Experiencing something related to happiness while the world falls apart around you doesn’t feel right. Happiness is a mockery of grief. An act of making someone laugh, or even smile, is seen as a crime or threat in this dying world. Pigeon was a decade too late or maybe a decade too soon to announce his happiness product. This deterioration didn’t happen overnight. It was the slow result of greed from the birds at the top. There are levels in the bird world from bottom to top. Only 1% of birds like Vultures stay at the top. There was a bird named Peacock that lived at the bottom, and to survive, he used the greed of these 1% birds. He made fake papers of the planet and sold it to these 1% rich birds. He sold the whole planet, which belonged to each and every bird equally. The world was already unfair, where poor birds had to fight for their survival while rich birds watched them fight from the top. This unfair world kept getting worse after it was sold to these rich Vultures. Pigeon still released his happiness product in the bird world. It divided the world. Some were with it, some were against it. The happiness product was just an idea to remove this hierarchy of levels in bird world society so the world is more fair and the difference between rich and poor gets closer. Only after that can they be happy without fighting with each other. Birds started revolting against the 1%. They elected Peacock as their leader to represent the poor birds from the bottom. They didn’t know that it was their elected leader that sold the world to these Vultures in the first place. Peacock started dividing the birds into left and right only to mislead them from asking the right questions. Peacock used the flying algorithm to put hate for each other in every bird, based on how they look and how they fly. Birds in the middle have been fighting with each other even after getting the happiness product from the pigeon. While the birds at the top stay at the top and they enjoy these poor birds fighting with each other while conspiring with leader Peacock. Nature never wanted anyone to fight or hate each other, it’s the birds at the top and their greed to stay there that want you to keep fighting so they stay there and you stay at the bottom of the world. There’s no end to this story because we are still living in this world. All Upcoming Shows: https://linktr.ee/suhelbaz (Updated List)