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The Chernobyl Cigarette Waltz

Surgeon General Tobbakov is back...with another song about smoking...YAAAAYYY... Featuring the always talented Courtney Mills: https://www.facebook.com/courtneyscosplay/ https://soundcloud.com/courtney-mills-717011293 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqRMix4fpisRk5m19K7gf4w Music and lyrics by me, so was the puppet construction/puppeteering! Lyrics: Male Lead: I Love to waltz and pirouette Female Lead: And sing with my lover in a duet Both: If you’re in perfect health And have sizable wealth Our sponsor has this to say…. Ivan Tobbakov: …Smoke a Chernobyl Cigarette Its like just playing Russian roulette, Fill your lungs up with tar Like the tank of a car! Smoke Chernobyl’s Today! (Everone) (blue danbue waltz with coughing) …Smoke a Chernobyl Cigarette Its like just playing Russian roulette, You’ll hack and you’ll wheeze It will hurt when you sneeze So Smoke Chernobyl’s Today… Both: Side Effects may include Extra limbs that protrude, Heart fluctuations Genetic mutations Life sucks anyway… Smoke a Chernobyl today! Tobakkov: OR ELSE!

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