''Average'' a college parody of ''Popular'' from Wicked

My first every Parody of which I wrote the changed lyrics myself! College can be difficult but my ''alter ego?'' (let's call her Beth for now, because why not?) knows just how to deal with it! You just have to convince yourself you've never been that smart, just average! please don't take this too serious it is all meant in good fun and I'm definitely not salty about dropping out of college. It was just the right thing to do for me at the moment! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lyrics: (Beth) Shirley, now that you’re a student I've decided to make you my new project (Shirley) You really don’t have to do that (Beth) I know. That's what makes me so nice! Whenever I see someone afraid of adult life And let's face it, who isn’t afraid of adult life? My tender heart tends to start to bleed And when someone has a hangover I simply have to take over I know I know exactly what they need And even in your case, not like you’re the toughest case I've ever faced Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed, follow my lead And yes, indeed, you will be Average, (what?!) At best you’ll be average They’ll teach you the proper notes, how to cite your quotes But you’ll papers will still suck (HEY!) They’ll show you what books to read, increase your reading speed Fifty pages yeah good luck— (What? this...) Average, I'll help you be average (Do I really need help with that?) You'll study for your exams, write till it hurts your arms Know the academic discourses you've got to know So let's start cause you've got an awfully long way to go (To be Average?) Don't be offended by my frank analysis Think of it as personality dialysis Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sister and adviser, there's nobody wiser Not when it comes to— Average, I know about average And with an assist from me to be who you'll be Instead of dreary who-you-were, well, are There's nothing that can stop you from becoming average... er (that’s not a word) La la, la la You’re gonna be so average When I see depressing creatures With unprepossessing features I remind them on their own behalf To think of Celebrated grades in high school or Especially great homework assignments Did they cost brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh! They were average! Please, They’ve always been average It's all about aptitude, anyway you’re screwed So it's very shrewd to be Very very average like me (Spoken) Why, young student look at you. Another six! (Shirley) I.. I’m gonna go now… (Beth) You're welcome... And though you protest your disinterest I know clandestinely You're gonna grin and bear it: your newfound averagery La la, la la You are average Just look how average you’ll be! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1dwkES5xkY Hope you enjoyed watching this video, give it a like if you did and subscribe if you want to see more! -x- Shirley #Parody #songparody #Wicked #collegelife My links: https://www.youtube.com/user/shirleydocious www.twitter.com/Shirleydocious www.pinterest.com/shirleydocious https://instagram.com/shirleydocious/