Adobe Is Completely F*cked.

Adobe Is Completely F*cked. On the thirteenth of March 2026, Adobe agrees to pay one hundred and fifty million dollars to make a federal lawsuit go away, a lawsuit that accuses it of trapping its own customers. The day before, the man who ran the company for eighteen years tells his staff he's leaving. And in that same quarter, Adobe makes more money than at any point in its history. So why does the market look at the most profitable creative software company on Earth and run for the exits?