Stuttering John “Forgets” His Wallet — Artie Calls Him Out 😂 - Howard Stern Show 2026

Stuttering John shows up without his wallet — and Artie immediately starts questioning who actually pays whenever they go out to lunch. 😂 John insists he pays his share, but Artie says he ends up covering the bill most of the time. Soon Gary and other staff members join in with their own stories, from the forgotten wallet to the memorized credit-card number and a lunch where someone else unexpectedly picked up the entire check. John keeps defending himself while the crew keeps producing examples. A classic Stern Show staff argument about money, free lunches and John's reputation for somehow avoiding the bill. ⏱ CHAPTERS 00:00 Gary Says He Doesn't Like John 00:08 Would John Take Money Not to Go? 01:03 Is John Bringing Money to the Bahamas? 01:20 John Has No Money 01:29 Did John Forget His Wallet on Purpose? 02:10 Who Actually Pays for Lunch? 02:31 Artie Says He Pays Almost Every Time 03:13 The $100 Bill Problem 03:51 The Memorized Credit Card 04:47 “WHY ARE YOU LYING?” 05:32 John Offers His Credit Card Bill 06:05 The Free Lunch Story 06:42 The Extra $20 Argument 07:30 Another Lunch Story 07:59 Even More Free Meals #HowardStern #StutteringJohn #ArtieLange #BabaBooey #SternShow #HowardSternShowGold SEO TAGS: Howard Stern, Stuttering John, Artie Lange, Stuttering John wallet, Stuttering John lunch, Artie Lange Stuttering John, John forgot wallet, Howard Stern lunch argument, Artie pays for John, Stuttering John money, Stuttering John cheap