This Is Not Happening - Best of Compilation - Comedians Telling Real Life Stories

This is just the stories, all of the intros have been cut out. 0:00 Joe Rogan Meets a Crazy Stripper 13:03 Ari Shaffir Chinese St Squat Toilet 28:10 Joe Rogan Hotel Fire 35:23 Ari Shaffir Tattletale 44:22 Jim Breuer Sears Terrorist 1:02:01 Ari Shaffir The Holy Spirit 1:14:55 Doug Stanhope Be Careful What You Wish For 1:27:41 Ari Shaffir First Time I Used A Condom 1:38:02 Bert Kreischer Flying Dildos 1:52:38 Ari Shaffir Hunt For The Edible 2:06:35 Bert Kreischer Fights A Bear 2:13:36 Ari Shaffir Smuggling Weed 2:24:32 Artie Lange A Pig Snorting Cocaine 2:38:32 Ari Shaffir Fighting A Girl 2:49:32 Artie Lange Porn Pool Party 2:57:36 Ari Shaffir Worst Anal Sex Story 3:06:40 Big Jay Oakerson Luis & The Dog 3:13:51 Ari Shaffir Goes to Tijuana with Bobby Lee 3:24:10 Big Jay Oakerson Truth or Dare 3:35:05 Ari Shaffir Visits A Strip Club 3:42:36 Big Jay Oakerson Sees Some Boobs 3:54:28 Ari Shaffir & Mat Edgar Camping on Mushrooms 4:09:37 Ari Shaffir Does Acid at UFC 4:18:37 Ari Shaffir A Peculiar Dog 4:27:26 Ari Shaffir The Christmas Spirit 4:33:38 Ari Shaffir & Pete Carboni First Mushroom Trip 4:47:46 Joey Diaz Does Heroin 4:59:57 Joey Diaz Mom Starts A Fight 5:14:37 Joey Diaz Sister Hyacinth