Van Damme's Bloodsport Is Like If God Was A Movie, Only Way Better - Best Movie Ever

Jean-Claude Van Damme's Bloodsport is fully capable of creating an entire universe, with its own laws of physics and reality that would be a massive improvement over what we have now, but it never would, because it has way more important things to do mostly in a Thailand bar. I'd say more but you already can't handle any of this and I'm wasting precious time that could be spent watching Bloodsport writing out whatever the #%^ this is supposed to be. STOP READING THIS AND START WATCHING BLOODSPORT, YOU BIG DUMMIE. Merch: spaceice.dashery.com Patreon for awesome people: https://www.patreon.com/Space_Ice Space Ice YouTube Membership to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCUJrP3Mfl7jGMHnEkflvBA/join #vandamme #bloodsport #bestmovie