Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge To 'Kill Everyone' By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream?
United States Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced an ambitious new plan to "kill everyone" within the next two years. But is this a realistic goal, or just another empty promise to rally support before the midterms? Our In The Know panelists discuss. Become an Onion member while it's still optional: https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2 Powered By Forge Virtual Studios
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