Alien News Is a Decoy (with Malcolm Barrett)

Is the government dangling confirmation of human contact with aliens to divert our attention from more pressing matters? Langston and David are joined by actor Malcolm Barrett to discuss how convenient the timing of alien news is for those in power as well as the possibility of extraterrestrial life at large. 0:00 Cold open: The lore of Yakub 2:59 Have you ever been dunked on? 6:38 The art of the scam 9:38 Intro: The term “wifey” 21:30 Pop-a-shot at home 28:31 David is anti-whimsy 40:18 Conspiracy theory: They’re trying to distract us with aliens 48:01 Coolest American presidents 56:52 Would aliens even want to meet us? 1:01:45 Asian people with non-American accents 1:07:57 Are we too free here? Join the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes + early video episodes (starting at $7/month): https://bit.ly/mmtm-ep-description Order your My Momma Told Me gear now! Ready to order and ship. https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ 📢 APPLE PODCASTS » ‎https://apple.co/3DhW9aj 📢 AMAZON MUSIC » https://amzn.to/3gTbw1j 🟢 SPOTIFY » https://spoti.fi/3U3vGEa ✨ KEEP IN TOUCH WITH US: INSTAGRAM » https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod TIKTOK » https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod Comedian Langston Kerman and his guests take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool. #MyMommaToldMe #MyMommaToldMePodcast #Comedy #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #LangstonKerman #DavidGborie